A Litany of Limericks

On By Lauren Scott, AuthorIn Poetry

Can you believe that I’ve never written a limerick? Well, I felt inspired and had fun with these attempts. Some are witty, but a few are more serious. So, I hope you enjoy, and if I made you laugh or others resonated, let me know in the comments below. And remember, these are attempts, so go easy on me! 😃❤️

A teen Copper. He’s now a senior.

Copper

There once was a dog named Copper
Who sported a nice set of choppers.
He’d wiggle for treats.
His favorite were meats.
He’d be the best eager shopper!

Clouds

The clouds hang gloomy and gray
Not making for a very fine day.
But joy lives in hearts.
Takes one thought to start
invoking a warm, glowing ray!

Doe

There once was a beautiful doe.
She didn’t know which way to go.
Her hills were so dry,
She wanted to cry,
Still, some say change isn’t so!

Mallards

Mallards relax on the water
Unaware of the human spotter.
They find their mate,
A temporary date,
Then succumb to the steadfast stalker!

African Gray

The African Gray talks up a storm.
His conversing is part of his norm.
He’ll say “Good morning!”
Flap his wings for soaring.
He mimics and loves to perform!

Sam and Pam

She lives in a web and her name is Sam.
She loves her twin sister whose name is Pam.
Their conduct is friendly.
They spin their silk gently.
But they keep to their own, so scram!

She’s Smart

She’s smart but lacks self-confidence.
She builds many walls and a fence.
Prefers to stay home,
Would rather not roam,
Her way of thinking doesn’t make sense.

Women

Women’s bodies are a topic.
Some thoughts are myopic.
It is their choice.
They have a voice.
Their value is not microscopic!

Diagnosis

The diagnosis came September.
Sad news I will remember.
I had to adjust.
Accepting, a must,
Though pain like a burning ember!

Young Lab

There once was a friendly, young lab
With energy delightfully fab.
He loved belly rubs.
Hated baths in the tub.
He gave big, toothy smiles, never sad!

Bloom

Flowers delight in vivid bloom
To adore through the month of June.
Their colors so brilliant,
Grown with resilience,
Brings sneezes and a feeling of doom!

Thanks so much for stopping by! ❤️🤗

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112 thoughts on “A Litany of Limericks”

  3. These are awesome Lauren and sooo many great ones. Very cute, funny and some on a serious note.

    “I can’t believe I’ve meant my mate
    never having written a limerick to date.
    She had made it though life
    without much strife.
    But a limerick today she did create.”

    Did I do it right?
    😂
    I just went off your rhymes but didn’t count syllables etc. no time for that.. lol

    Loved yours❣️👏👏👏👏

    1. Thanks a bunch, Cindy, and I love yours! They’re fun to write, so I sat down with my journal and we enjoyed each other’s company for a while. 🙂 There is a syllable component for each line, so lots to focus on. But they’re so fun! Thanks again, my friend, and I’m happy to inspire you to write a limerick too! ❤️😍🌻

      1. You’re so welcome, Lauren.. I can see you had fun. I’da spread them out for a few days lol… you know get some milage out of them.
        Thanks for the inspiration and fun had in writing one. Good break for the brain💓

      2. Good idea to spread out, but I was too excited and hopeful to hold back. Haha! And I’m sure I’ll write more too. I’m kinda in the mood! I think they’re great for the brain, and my brain needs to keep working! 🤪 Hugs 🥰

      2. I love reading your perspective, Brian. Thanks for sharing. Liz also chose ‘Doe’ as her favorite. That’s probably why I couldn’t just write all fun. I’m unsure of the rules regarding topics, but I have seen serious limericks before. And I also wrote a few that I didn’t share here. They’re too political for my purpose on social media. But maybe all of these will land in a limerick book someday! 😁 Thanks again!

      1. Honey Lauren, you have to have some type of humor amid so much seriousness…at least that is what I tell myself. 😂😜🤣 Limericks are fun and I have fun creating them too. 😉

  9. These are all so beautifully playful [even the more serious ones]. I may be biased but Copper’s just so sweet! 😉
    Love and hugs from me and tail wags and kisses from Hera [to Copper of course, too!]
    🐾❤️😘

    1. Thanks, Marina! I’m glad you found all of them playful, and I’m not surprised that Copper won your heart. 🙂 Love and hugs back to you from me and lots of slobbery kisses to Hera from Copper! ❤️🤗😁🧽🐶

  11. Omg these are great, the last one in particular made me chuckle because I’m always getting allergies haha. You should definitely write more limericks 😅

  17. A fun mini-collection! I think I like Copper and Clouds the best, and I also like the messages in the more serious ones. You must have had a delightful time writing these, Lauren! 😊👍

    1. Thanks for your kind words, Mike, and I’m glad you enjoyed this collection and my first attempt. I had lots of fun writing these, even the serious ones. I’m happy you liked them all and appreciate you sharing your favorites. I think Copper is the winner! 🤗❤️

  26. These are fabulous Lauren. I love the pattern. While I’m reading yours, I’m playing with words in my own mind, and I’m thinking this could be fun. Hugs, C

    1. Thanks so much, Cheryl, and they are fun, not easy, because there are rules, but I think you’d have fun! The brain gets a work out! Can’t wait to read yours! I’m glad you enjoyed this collection. I’m working on more. 🥰❤️

      1. Thank you for ordering from Lulu! They seem to get a bum rap even though they were around long before Amazon. They did a beautiful job on the book. And you can rate it and write a review there, if you want. Thanks again! Yes, it will be on Amazon any day now.

      2. You’re welcome, Dawn. I didn’t want to wait, but their delivery time is slow unless you pay a million dollars. 🙂 So, I’m waiting patiently. I’m happy to write a review and post it on Amazon and Goodreads. I hope you’ll do the same for mine too. 😉 But first of all, I hope you enjoy my collection! ❤️

    1. Thanks so much, Carol, and I’m still a novice, but I’m glad these turned out! Thanks also for letting me know about National Limerick Day. That date is also Mother’s Day in the USA. Maybe I’ll write some for all the moms out there. 🙂 Thanks again! 🩷

  32. Hey, “She’s Smart” rings a bell—and you’re very good. Where’s your picture book/limericks combo for purchase on Amazon? Hop to it, man!

    1. Thanks for your kind words, MJ! I don’t have a limerick book, but I do have books on Amazon if you’re interested. 🙂 And maybe someday, I’ll compile a collection of limericks. So many ideas, so little time. Thanks again!

  33. Anthony Vogt's avatar Anthony Vogt

    I found these all to be lovely!! I especially liked Clouds. I look forward to reading more of your work.

  34. Your limericks are great-no hidden meaning to figure out. My favorite of this batch is “Copper,” “Clouds,” and “Sam and Pam.” Thanks for the entertaining reads, Lauren! 🙂

  38. Wow Lauren. Some great limericks – especially for someone who said they’ve never written one. The one about Copper made me smile. ❤

    1. Thanks a bunch, Debby! I appreciate your kind words. Limericks always seemed challenging to me, so I avoided them until lately when I was ready for the challenge. Then I had lots of fun. 🙂 Copper has been very popular too. 🩷🌷

  39. Lauren,

    That was amazingly entertaining. Brought out the Irish in me.

    So, I tried my hand at one!

    There once was girl with a foot

    That never would fit in a boot

    She used to hop

    But it was a flop

    Now she sits and plays tunes on a flute.

    LOL!

    PS.. my fave is the Copper lymerick!

    💚🫶🌸xo

    1. I’m glad you enjoyed this collection, Resa. I’ve never tried these, so I had a lot of fun! And I love yours! What a hoot! I’m not surprised that your fave is Copper. He’s been very popular here. 🙂 Hugs xoxoxoxo

  41. Well, this litany is simply stellar, Lauren. I mean it:

    You’re a natural writer of Limericks
    Bet you’re just as good with arithmetic
    A brave challenger at heart
    You just needed to start
    Girl, You’re Simply Mesmeric!

    (See what you made me do? Right off the bat! For Y💗U . ((Hugs)).

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